I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 2, 2021
If you break down on the road. Don't expect me to stop. You were warned about your car's extended warranty expiring.
تفاعلرد - LA
Feb 2, 2021[quote]If you break down on the road. Don't expect me to stop. You were warned about your car's extended warranty expiring.[/quote] And the ones being "sold" by those other scam companies aren't worth the electricity it takes to run your phone to talk to them about it. They don't cover anything like they say they do. If you got one of those extended warranties from a telemarketer you are a sucker and will find it out when you need to get car repair work paid for. I know several people who fell for those rip-offs. I do my own vehicle repair, so I don't fall for those calls.تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 4, 2021
A bad day with a Bald Head is Better than a good day with a Man Bun.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 5, 2021
I had sex for3 hours last night. We role played as a Doctor and Patient..l was in the waiting room for 2 hrs and 55 mins.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 9, 2021
I just saw the little boy next door licking whipped cream off the cat.... Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have.
تفاعلرد - ععضوFeb 9, 2021
Lol
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 12, 2021
I was laying in bed last night. My wife said, Honey, make me scream with one finger...so l poked her in the eye.
تفاعلرد - MI
Feb 16, 2021[quote]This must be the weather our parents walked to school in.[/quote] Up hill in both directions!تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 16, 2021
The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.
تفاعلرد - MA
Feb 17, 2021[quote]The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.[/quote] Over your cold and lifeless body!تفاعلرد - ععضوFeb 17, 2021
She will laugh maybe one day but not right away.
But still funny.تفاعلرد - GO
Feb 17, 2021[quote]The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh. Over your cold and lifeless body![/quote] Because you gave her something to strangle you with ;-)تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 19, 2021
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn't like my attitude... and l got caught drinking on the job.
تفاعلرد - 1N
Feb 19, 2021Oh damn! The biggest reason I didn't become a gynecologist is because I like eating on the job!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 20, 2021
WOW! Apparently, it's rude to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it's a rescue.....
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 23, 2021
Just checking on you... I heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 25, 2021
My wife came home from Walmart complaining about the cashier being a Royal Bitch, l asked if she was at the self checkout...and that how the fight started.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 26, 2021
Kids are a great gift, but l like playing with the Box they came in.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 4, 2021
Babe, a tiny penis isn't such a big deal... I don't know Jenny, I kind of wish you didn't have one at all.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 13, 2021
My emotional support animal is a chicken.... A four piece.... with a biscuit.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 18, 2021
I went by the house that l grew up in, so l knocked on the door and asked if l could take a look inside, they said , Hell No and slammed the door in my face...my parents can be so harsh.
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