I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMay 5, 2017
Life is too short to be so serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll be glad to laugh at you.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 29, 2017
Some people are like a slinky, They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
تفاعلرد - LA
Jun 30, 2017[quote]Some people are like a slinky, They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.[/quote] No one is TOTALLY useless, they can always serve as a bad example.تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJun 30, 2017
I really don't mind coming in to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullshit.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJul 21, 2017
As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 11, 2017
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
تفاعلرد - HA
Aug 11, 2017My day starts backwards.......
I wake up tired, and go to bed wide awake.تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 15, 2017
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married...... but by then it was too late!!!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 21, 2017
Even Duct Tape can't fix stupid.....but it can muffle the sound.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 24, 2017
Ha! I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورAug 29, 2017
At my age, "Getting Lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورSep 1, 2017
I don't suffer from insanity...... I enjoy every minute of it!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورSep 11, 2017
If people could read my mind.... I would get punched in the face a lot!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورSep 25, 2017
Some friends come and go, like the waves on the ocean..... but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!!!!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورSep 29, 2017
Between two evils... I always pick the one I never tried before!!!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورOct 5, 2017
I've learned so much from my mistakes..... I'm thinking of making a few more!!!
تفاعلرد - LAOct 6, 2017[quote]I've learned so much from my mistakes..... I'm thinking of making a few more!!![/quote] All in the interest of continuing education, of course, right?تفاعلرد
- 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورOct 17, 2017
Have you ever noticed that a woman's.......... I'll be ready in 5 minutes,
and a man's......... I'll be home in 5 minutes,
Are exactly the same!!تفاعلرد
