I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 27, 2020
Wife: l have blisters on my hands from the broom. Husband: next time take the car!
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HR said l'm not allowed to make up names for my co-workers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is happy now.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 1, 2020
Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 2, 2020
Sometimes I look up at the stars and think.... damn... I love peeing outside.
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Mar 3, 2020[quote]Sometimes I look up at the stars and think.... damn... I love peeing outside.[/quote] Years ago on a bitter cold winter night I pulled my car into the detached garage and started towards the house. The cold hit me and I knew I had to pee. So I unzipped and let it spew. While peeing I looked up to see an awesome shooting star which I would never had seen had I not had to go.ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 4, 2020
Did you realize that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit....different day.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 5, 2020
How strict is the "l licked it, it's mine" policy? There's a few things l've licked and don't want anymore.
ReagierenAntworten - MIMitgliedMar 5, 2020
It's yours until someone else licks it. Lol
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 6, 2020
If You Could Read My Mind you would need a shower and a cigarette
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 12, 2020
If I had sex as much as I got screwed...... life would be awesome!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 14, 2020
Just saw a commercial for Lysol, it said to disinfect the things l touch the most... l have a feeling this is going to burn.
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Mar 14, 2020The daily quotes provide humor and opportunities to laugh during a time of division and negativism. Thank you!!!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 16, 2020
Sex before marriage is considered a sin....... After marriage a miracle!!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 17, 2020
I recently bought a toilet brush..... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper!
ReagierenAntworten - MIMitgliedMar 17, 2020Haha! Very relevant to our current state of affairs! [quote]I recently bought a toilet brush..... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper![/quote]ReagierenAntworten
- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 17, 2020
Hang on...I will be Irish in a few beers.
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Mar 18, 2020By order of the health department, all Hug me, Im Irish signs must be be modified or replaced to read, Wave to me from at least 6 feet away, Im Irish
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 18, 2020
I've only been working from home for one day and my wife has already turned in a complaint to HR.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 19, 2020
So, now that we all know how to wash our hands properly....next week, turn signals.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 22, 2020
They say, Don't hang with more then 10 people...... Hell l don't even like 10 people.
ReagierenAntworten - FUMar 24, 2020
To go to the grocery store they said a mask and gloves were enough....they lied...everybody else had clothes on!
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