I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 2, 2021
If you break down on the road. Don't expect me to stop. You were warned about your car's extended warranty expiring.
ReagierenAntworten - LA
Feb 2, 2021[quote]If you break down on the road. Don't expect me to stop. You were warned about your car's extended warranty expiring.[/quote] And the ones being "sold" by those other scam companies aren't worth the electricity it takes to run your phone to talk to them about it. They don't cover anything like they say they do. If you got one of those extended warranties from a telemarketer you are a sucker and will find it out when you need to get car repair work paid for. I know several people who fell for those rip-offs. I do my own vehicle repair, so I don't fall for those calls.ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 4, 2021
A bad day with a Bald Head is Better than a good day with a Man Bun.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 5, 2021
I had sex for3 hours last night. We role played as a Doctor and Patient..l was in the waiting room for 2 hrs and 55 mins.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 9, 2021
I just saw the little boy next door licking whipped cream off the cat.... Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have.
ReagierenAntworten - MIMitgliedFeb 9, 2021
Lol
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 12, 2021
I was laying in bed last night. My wife said, Honey, make me scream with one finger...so l poked her in the eye.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 16, 2021
This must be the weather our parents walked to school in.
ReagierenAntworten - MI
Feb 16, 2021[quote]This must be the weather our parents walked to school in.[/quote] Up hill in both directions!ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 16, 2021
The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.
ReagierenAntworten - MA
Feb 17, 2021[quote]The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh.[/quote] Over your cold and lifeless body!ReagierenAntworten - MIMitgliedFeb 17, 2021
She will laugh maybe one day but not right away.
But still funny.ReagierenAntworten - GO
Feb 17, 2021[quote]The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders and say "now you're super angry" she will laugh and laugh. Over your cold and lifeless body![/quote] Because you gave her something to strangle you with ;-)ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 19, 2021
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn't like my attitude... and l got caught drinking on the job.
ReagierenAntworten - 1N
Feb 19, 2021Oh damn! The biggest reason I didn't become a gynecologist is because I like eating on the job!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 20, 2021
WOW! Apparently, it's rude to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it's a rescue.....
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 23, 2021
Just checking on you... I heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 25, 2021
My wife came home from Walmart complaining about the cashier being a Royal Bitch, l asked if she was at the self checkout...and that how the fight started.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserFeb 26, 2021
Kids are a great gift, but l like playing with the Box they came in.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 4, 2021
Babe, a tiny penis isn't such a big deal... I don't know Jenny, I kind of wish you didn't have one at all.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 13, 2021
My emotional support animal is a chicken.... A four piece.... with a biscuit.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserMar 18, 2021
I went by the house that l grew up in, so l knocked on the door and asked if l could take a look inside, they said , Hell No and slammed the door in my face...my parents can be so harsh.
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