I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 2, 2021
No Thanks, Malls.... I will shop from home , without pants, like a normal person.
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Q: my child will not eat fish...what can l replace it with?...A: a cat... cats loves fish.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 4, 2021
One of the weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 5, 2021
Bite Marks... Because sometimes it's important to mark your territory.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 8, 2021
Ladies:- when it comes to doggy style..... l am behind you 100%
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 9, 2021
Shout out to everyone who strongly considered having a cocktail before work this morning.
ReagierenAntworten - LA
Nov 10, 2021[quote]Shout out to everyone who strongly considered having a cocktail before work this morning.[/quote] And especially to those who followed through on it.ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 11, 2021
People who say...you're hard to shop for....maybe don't know where to buy beer.
ReagierenAntworten - ED
Nov 15, 2021I went to a gender reveal party over the weekend, for some reason I was the only one who was nude.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 16, 2021
Date: l love animals... Me: l work with animals...Date: are you a vet?.... Me: No, l'm a Butcher.... that is where it always go wrong.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 17, 2021
Out of all the things that taste like chicken..... It's weird that eggs are not one of them.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 22, 2021
Never piss off a woman....they can remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet.
ReagierenAntworten - WM
Nov 22, 2021So true its like most of them can see into the future with esp or something.
ReagierenAntworten - FU
Nov 23, 2021Upon being invited to dinner, I ask if I can bring anything. The response is, just yourself. So I apparently I dont need to bring clothes! :D
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 4, 2021
You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you..lf they are behind your ears, that means she likes you.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 8, 2021
Most people are assholes, don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell, Hey Asshole, l bet they all turn and look.
ReagierenAntworten - GO
Dec 8, 2021Next time someone calls you an asshole say " I am not anasshole, I am a mirror. SO if you look at me and see an ashole you are seeing your own refletion"
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 9, 2021
I don't care how nice the hand soap smells...you should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 10, 2021
Some girls beg and some girls borrow.... Some bring joy and some bring sorrow.... But all the best ones suck and swallow...
ReagierenAntworten - GODec 11, 2021
What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?
The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)
ReagierenAntworten - LADec 11, 2021[quote]What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl? The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)[/quote] True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.ReagierenAntworten
- GODec 11, 2021[quote]What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-) True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.[/quote] Thanks for the correction. You are correct, other than my time in the Army I am a lifelong Minnesotan ;-)ReagierenAntworten
- EDDec 13, 2021[quote]What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-) True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.[/quote] Spend some time in the South myself, my observaion... y'all is the singular y'alls is the singular possessive all y'all is the plural all y'alls is the plural possessiveReagierenAntworten