I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserSep 26, 2018
Some things are better left unsaid, but I drink, so I'll probably say them anyway.
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I've reached that age where my brain goes from, " you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the hell let's see what happens".
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 8, 2018
When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 12, 2018
if you have friends that are as weird as you...... then you have everything.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 16, 2018
A good friend will bail you out of jail..... A best friend will sit next to you and say, wasn't that fun!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 19, 2018
The cops came to my house today and asked where I was between 5 and 6 ....apparently, kindergarten was not the right answer.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 25, 2018
It's been a rough week, but on a positive note I didn't need any bail money.
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Oct 26, 2018[quote]It's been a rough week, but on a positive note I didn't need any bail money.[/quote] But the week is not completely over, yet. There are still two days left to go.ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 27, 2018
If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their head, then you're doing something wrong.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserOct 31, 2018
The older you get. The harder it is to find someone to share a horse costume with you. Happy Halloween!
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 2, 2018
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight.... live longer than the men who mention it.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 9, 2018
I have a feeling that my check liver light will be coming on this weekend.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 16, 2018
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 29, 2018
If a man is talking in the woods, and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
ReagierenAntworten - LANov 30, 2018[quote]If a man is talking in the woods, and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?[/quote]
Here's a similar question, but still different. Something to ponder on.ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserNov 30, 2018
Fun fact...No woman has ever shot a man while he was washing the dishes.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 3, 2018
A recent survey has found that one in three people are just as stupid as the other two.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 7, 2018
It's Friday..... don't blink or it will be Monday.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 13, 2018
When you stop believing in Santa.... you get underwear for Christmas.
ReagierenAntworten - 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 17, 2018
WARNING: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Mondays .. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Mondays. There is no cure.
ReagierenAntworten - LADec 18, 2018[quote]WARNING: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Mondays .. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Mondays. There is no cure.[/quote] It's not as bad though when Monday is a Holiday.ReagierenAntworten
- 2H2hangfreeUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 24, 2018
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if it runs out, l will drink the the red.
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