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  Qman420

  Mar 7, 2017

  I just did the same thing And I rescued five of them yesterday

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Mar 8, 2017

  [quote]Today I was a hero... I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.[/quote] I am in the process of doing some of the same rescue work myself and feel there is another in the fridge that is in need of a rescue. Let me go get it out of the fridge and start mouth to can resuscitation.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 8, 2017

  I have a new hair style today...it's called... I Tried.

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• QM

  

  Qman420

  Mar 9, 2017

  LOL

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 9, 2017

  It's alright if you don't agree with me...I can't force you to be right.

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Mar 10, 2017

  I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 15, 2017

  People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Mar 15, 2017

  [quote]People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.[/quote] I know what you mean and I TOTALLY agree with you on this one.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 16, 2017

  Why do they call it rush hour.... when nothing moves?

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Mar 17, 2017

  [quote]Why do they call it rush hour.... when nothing moves?[/quote] Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway??????

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 17, 2017

  If at first you don't succeed... Then skydiving isn't for you!!!

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• NA

  

  nanciboi985

  Mar 18, 2017

  Haha! Very true! I like that joke. I also like when it ends with "destroy all evidence that you tried." :D

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 20, 2017

  I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing... except at a funeral.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 22, 2017

  Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake!!! Enjoy the day if it's your Birthday, me 55 today.

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• TR

  

  traildoc

  Mar 23, 2017

  Happy Birthday, belated though it may be. I hope you ate a lot of cake.
  Dave

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 24, 2017

  Always remember that you are unique... just like everyone else.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 30, 2017

  Old people at weddings always poke me and say you're next. So, I started doing the same thing at funerals.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 31, 2017

  Laughter is the best medicine, but if you're laughing for no reason, you may need to be on medicine.

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• SI

  

  Singemusique

  Mar 31, 2017

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Why so serious??!

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• QM

  

  Qman420

  Apr 1, 2017

  That's funny my medicine normally tends to make me laugh

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Apr 2, 2017

  Then you are on the right medicine.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Apr 4, 2017

  If you feel like doing some work, sit down and wait... The feeling does go away after a while.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Apr 25, 2017

  We are best friends, so I will always be there to pick you up if you fall......... but after I finish laughing.

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Apr 26, 2017

  [quote]If you feel like doing some work, sit down and wait... The feeling does go away after a while.[/quote] Or you forget what it was you were going to do.

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