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  Dandyhound

  Feb 27, 2020

  love it lmnao

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Feb 27, 2020

  Wife: l have blisters on my hands from the broom. Husband: next time take the car!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Feb 28, 2020

  HR said l'm not allowed to make up names for my co-workers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is happy now.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 1, 2020

  Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 2, 2020

  Sometimes I look up at the stars and think.... damn... I love peeing outside.

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  noodengr2

  Mar 3, 2020

  [quote]Sometimes I look up at the stars and think.... damn... I love peeing outside.[/quote] Years ago on a bitter cold winter night I pulled my car into the detached garage and started towards the house. The cold hit me and I knew I had to pee. So I unzipped and let it spew. While peeing I looked up to see an awesome shooting star which I would never had seen had I not had to go.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 4, 2020

  Did you realize that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit....different day.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 5, 2020

  How strict is the "l licked it, it's mine" policy? There's a few things l've licked and don't want anymore.

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  Membre

  Mar 5, 2020

  It's yours until someone else licks it. Lol

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 6, 2020

  If You Could Read My Mind you would need a shower and a cigarette

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 12, 2020

  If I had sex as much as I got screwed...... life would be awesome!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 14, 2020

  Just saw a commercial for Lysol, it said to disinfect the things l touch the most... l have a feeling this is going to burn.

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  shortward

  Mar 14, 2020

  Hahahahaha

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  stevep2000

  Mar 14, 2020

  The daily quotes provide humor and opportunities to laugh during a time of division and negativism. Thank you!!!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 16, 2020

  Sex before marriage is considered a sin....... After marriage a miracle!!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 17, 2020

  I recently bought a toilet brush..... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper!

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• ME

  Membre

  Mar 17, 2020

  Haha! Very relevant to our current state of affairs! [quote]I recently bought a toilet brush..... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper![/quote]

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 17, 2020

  Hang on...I will be Irish in a few beers.

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  FullSun

  Mar 18, 2020

  By order of the health department, all Hug me, Im Irish signs must be be modified or replaced to read, Wave to me from at least 6 feet away, Im Irish

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 18, 2020

  I've only been working from home for one day and my wife has already turned in a complaint to HR.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 19, 2020

  So, now that we all know how to wash our hands properly....next week, turn signals.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Mar 22, 2020

  They say, Don't hang with more then 10 people...... Hell l don't even like 10 people.

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  nakedhikerdude

  Mar 22, 2020

  not ever 10 naked people ?

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  FullSun

  Mar 24, 2020

  To go to the grocery store they said a mask and gloves were enough....they lied...everybody else had clothes on!

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