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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Sep 26, 2018

  Some things are better left unsaid, but I drink, so I'll probably say them anyway.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 5, 2018

  I've reached that age where my brain goes from, " you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the hell let's see what happens".

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 8, 2018

  When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 12, 2018

  if you have friends that are as weird as you...... then you have everything.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 16, 2018

  A good friend will bail you out of jail..... A best friend will sit next to you and say, wasn't that fun!

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 19, 2018

  The cops came to my house today and asked where I was between 5 and 6 ....apparently, kindergarten was not the right answer.

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  Lakeman221

  Oct 19, 2018

  Another apparently wrong answer.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 25, 2018

  It's been a rough week, but on a positive note I didn't need any bail money.

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  Lakeman221

  Oct 26, 2018

  [quote]It's been a rough week, but on a positive note I didn't need any bail money.[/quote] But the week is not completely over, yet. There are still two days left to go.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 27, 2018

  If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their head, then you're doing something wrong.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Oct 31, 2018

  The older you get. The harder it is to find someone to share a horse costume with you. Happy Halloween!

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  ollygrumps

  Oct 31, 2018

  Despite the high cost of living it remains popular.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Nov 2, 2018

  A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight.... live longer than the men who mention it.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Nov 9, 2018

  I have a feeling that my check liver light will be coming on this weekend.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Nov 16, 2018

  The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Nov 29, 2018

  If a man is talking in the woods, and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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  Lakeman221

  Nov 30, 2018

  [quote]If a man is talking in the woods, and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?[/quote]
  
  Here's a similar question, but still different. Something to ponder on.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Nov 30, 2018

  Fun fact...No woman has ever shot a man while he was washing the dishes.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 3, 2018

  A recent survey has found that one in three people are just as stupid as the other two.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 7, 2018

  It's Friday..... don't blink or it will be Monday.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 13, 2018

  When you stop believing in Santa.... you get underwear for Christmas.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 17, 2018

  WARNING: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Mondays .. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Mondays. There is no cure.

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  Lakeman221

  Dec 18, 2018

  [quote]WARNING: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Mondays .. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Mondays. There is no cure.[/quote] It's not as bad though when Monday is a Holiday.

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  2hangfreeAuteur d'origine

  Dec 24, 2018

  I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if it runs out, l will drink the the red.

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