I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeAutor originalMay 5, 2017
Life is too short to be so serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll be glad to laugh at you.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJun 29, 2017
Some people are like a slinky, They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
ReagirResponder - LA
Jun 30, 2017[quote]Some people are like a slinky, They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.[/quote] No one is TOTALLY useless, they can always serve as a bad example.ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJun 30, 2017
I really don't mind coming in to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullshit.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalJul 21, 2017
As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalAug 11, 2017
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
ReagirResponder - HA
Aug 11, 2017My day starts backwards.......
I wake up tired, and go to bed wide awake.ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalAug 15, 2017
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married...... but by then it was too late!!!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalAug 21, 2017
Even Duct Tape can't fix stupid.....but it can muffle the sound.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalAug 24, 2017
Ha! I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalAug 29, 2017
At my age, "Getting Lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalSep 1, 2017
I don't suffer from insanity...... I enjoy every minute of it!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalSep 7, 2017
Good friends don't let you do stupid things....... alone!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalSep 11, 2017
If people could read my mind.... I would get punched in the face a lot!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalSep 25, 2017
Some friends come and go, like the waves on the ocean..... but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!!!!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalSep 29, 2017
Between two evils... I always pick the one I never tried before!!!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalOct 5, 2017
I've learned so much from my mistakes..... I'm thinking of making a few more!!!
ReagirResponder - LAOct 6, 2017[quote]I've learned so much from my mistakes..... I'm thinking of making a few more!!![/quote] All in the interest of continuing education, of course, right?ReagirResponder
- 2H2hangfreeAutor originalOct 13, 2017
Life is short....smile while you still have teeth!
ReagirResponder - 2H2hangfreeAutor originalOct 17, 2017
Have you ever noticed that a woman's.......... I'll be ready in 5 minutes,
and a man's......... I'll be home in 5 minutes,
Are exactly the same!!ReagirResponder
