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Todays Nude Joke

Quote of the day

Publicado Nov 30, 2016

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2hangfree
2hangfreeAutor original
Nov 30, 2016

I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.

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  • LA
    Lakeman221
    Mar 14, 2018

    Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
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    Mar 15, 2018

    It's a beautiful day, l think l'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Mar 19, 2018

    Yes, l have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it naked.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Mar 22, 2018

    Best friends don't care if your house is not clean... they care if you have wine.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Mar 27, 2018

    To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Mar 29, 2018

    Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight. You're drunk!

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 2, 2018

    I don't think we get smarter as we get older. I think we just run out of stupid things to do.

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  • JO
    John0061
    Apr 2, 2018
    [quote]I don't think we get smarter as we get older. I think we just run out of stupid things to do.[/quote] ....or in my case done every dumb thing imaginable.
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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 3, 2018

    People will always talk, so let's give them something to talk about.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 5, 2018

    I haven't spoken to my wife in years...l didn't want to interrupt her.

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  • TR
    traildoc
    Apr 6, 2018

    Or in my case, I keep doing them over again because I forgot doing them the first time.

    Dave

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  • LA
    Lakeman221
    Apr 6, 2018
    [quote]I haven't spoken to my wife in years...l didn't want to interrupt her.[/quote]

    Show this to your wife.
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  • LA
    Lakeman221
    Apr 6, 2018

    I would like to find out what her answer to this question is. Or anyone else's for that matter.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 6, 2018

    the answer is wrong..... always wrong.

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  • LA
    Lakeman221
    Apr 7, 2018
    [quote]the answer is wrong..... always wrong.[/quote] OK then, in this case since the man told the woman she was right, and you say "the answer is wrong....always wrong", then that means the woman is wrong as well. Got it!!!
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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 9, 2018

    I know right from wrong.....wrong is the fun one.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 12, 2018

    Not to brag, but l don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 17, 2018

    I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair, my people skills are improving!!!

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 18, 2018

    Of course l talk to myself......sometimes l need expert advice.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 24, 2018

    After Tuesday, even the calender goes......W T F.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeAutor original
    Apr 26, 2018

    I just realized that when someone in their 20's talk about old people....they are talking about me.

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  • ME
    Membro
    Apr 26, 2018
    [quote]I just realized that when someone in their 20's talk about old people....they are talking about me.[/quote] I remember in my early 20s thinking someone in their early 30s was an "older" man. LOL
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  • ME
    Membro
    Apr 26, 2018

    I remember back during the 1960's, we used to say "don't trust anyone older than thirty."

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  • ME
    Membro
    Apr 26, 2018
    [quote]I remember back during the 1960's, we used to say "don't trust anyone older than thirty."[/quote] I remember hearing that saying too, Lucas. I always thought it originated with Abbie Hoffman. To my surprise, when I looked it up, the phrase was first attributed to Jack Weinberg, an activist in the Free Speech Movement. I don't really have any particular memory of him, however.
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