Random thoughts and jokes - Humor and Fun على True Nudists

thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور

Jun 6, 2012

One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 15, 2013
What were we talking about?
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 15, 2013
When were we talking ?
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 15, 2013
Figuratively speaking.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 15, 2013
I lost my figure.
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 15, 2013
Shouldnâ€™t butterflies be called flutterbyes?
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 21, 2013
Life has many different chapters. One bad chapter doesn't mean it's the end of the book.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 21, 2013
Why do bad chapters always seem to have more pages than the good chapters ?
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 21, 2013
Gotta eat your broccoli before you get desert.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 21, 2013
Mix them together: Broccoli with custard.
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 21, 2013
New Boy Band?
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 21, 2013
Broccoli and strawberries with salad cream.
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 21, 2013
god i am so sick of f'inxmas music.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 21, 2013
"The bells, Esmeralda,the bells"
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 21, 2013
Quasimodo said, "Wake me on hump day."
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 23, 2013
Am I imagining it or are more and more people becoming more and more annoying?
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 23, 2013
Yes they are becoming more annoying. Maybe it's something in the water,or to do with all the crap food they're eating.
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 23, 2013
I think Global Warming is baking their brains.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 23, 2013
What brains ?
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 23, 2013
Ah baked brains with some fava beans and a big glass of Amarone della Valpolicella.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 23, 2013
Now there's food for thought.
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 23, 2013
Food for the thinking man.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 23, 2013
I'm eating it now.
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thomasstierneyصاحب المنشور
Dec 23, 2013
What does IT taste like?
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 23, 2013
Dry and bland.
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