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Posted Jun 6, 2012

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thomasstierney
thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
Jun 6, 2012
One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 11, 2013
    How do you spot a psychiatrist in a nudist camp?   With ink.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 12, 2013
    I bought a box of self-improvement  tapes titled "How To Handle Disappointment. "
    I got it home and the box was empty.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 12, 2013
    Communism does not exist.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 12, 2013
    Then who walked into the bar?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 13, 2013
    A Kenyan guy from Hawaii.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 13, 2013
    Who walked into the bar with him?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 13, 2013
    His delusions.
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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Dec 13, 2013

    why do opposites attract?

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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 14, 2013
    What else do the have to do?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 14, 2013
    What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?   Magnets have a positive side!
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 14, 2013
    OK, I admit. It was me. I let the dogs out.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 14, 2013
    Who let the cat in ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 14, 2013
    I thought I saw a pussy cat.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 14, 2013
    What's New Pussycat - 1965
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 14, 2013
    Why did the pussy cat cross the street? It was the chickens day off.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 14, 2013
    Puss in Boots
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Cat in the hat.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    Cat out of the bag.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Curiosity killed the cat.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    Can cats claws cause curious catastrophic calamities ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Of Course!
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    Of course off course can cause cash crash.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Really?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    Oh yes.
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