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Posted Jun 6, 2012

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thomasstierney
thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
Jun 6, 2012
One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    What were we talking about?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    When were we talking ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Figuratively speaking.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 15, 2013
    I lost my figure.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 15, 2013
    Shouldn’t butterflies be called flutterbyes?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    Life has many different chapters. One bad chapter doesn't mean it's the end of the book.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 21, 2013
    Why do bad chapters always seem to have more pages than the good chapters ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    Gotta eat your broccoli before you get desert.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 21, 2013
    Mix them together: Broccoli with custard.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    New Boy Band?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 21, 2013
    Broccoli and strawberries with salad cream.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    god i am so sick of f'inxmas music.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 21, 2013
    "The bells, Esmeralda,the bells"
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2013
    Quasimodo said, "Wake me on hump day."
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    Am I imagining it or are more and more people becoming more and more annoying?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    Yes they are becoming more annoying. Maybe it's something in the water,or to do with all the crap food they're eating.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    I think Global Warming is baking their brains.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    What brains ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    Ah baked brains with some fava beans and a big glass of Amarone della Valpolicella.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    Now there's food for thought.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    Food for the thinking man.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    I'm eating it now.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 23, 2013
    What does IT taste like?
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    Dry and bland.
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