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thomasstierneyOriginal Poster
Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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- THthomasstierneyOriginal PosterDec 23, 2013I don't remember it tasting bland and dry the last time I ate it.ReactReply
- THthomasstierneyOriginal PosterDec 23, 2013It's not memory loss. It's loss of opportunity to have it to eat.ReactReply
- THthomasstierneyOriginal PosterDec 24, 2013It was a barmaid that served IT up to be eaten.ReactReply
- THthomasstierneyOriginal PosterDec 24, 2013"IT" was because "IT" was the "IT" thing to do, but now "IT" is a fond memory.ReactReply
- THthomasstierneyOriginal PosterDec 26, 2013My favorite barmaid was never bored while being bored .ReactReply
- THthomasstierneyOriginal PosterDec 26, 2013Cranky cocktail carrier can't comprehend condoning copulationReactReply
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Dec 26, 2013Does dirty delusional deckhand deliberatly dip dipstick down drain ?ReactReply - THthomasstierneyOriginal PosterDec 27, 2013Prudence and Christina welcomes Matilda to London.ReactReply
- THthomasstierneyOriginal PosterDec 28, 2013The London Distillery welcomed Matilda to London.ReactReply