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thomasstierneyUrsprünglicher Verfasser
Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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Dec 21, 2013Why do bad chapters always seem to have more pages than the good chapters ?ReagierenAntworten - THthomasstierneyUrsprünglicher VerfasserDec 21, 2013Gotta eat your broccoli before you get desert.ReagierenAntworten
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