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Random thoughts and jokes

Publié Jun 6, 2012

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thomasstierney
thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Jun 6, 2012
One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."


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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 29, 2013
    Dogs chase pussies.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Sep 29, 2013
    Bow Wow
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    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 29, 2013
    Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Oct 2, 2013
    Maybe mice do not smell tasty.
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    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 2, 2013
    Do mice fart when eating soap.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Oct 2, 2013
    I am sure I do not know.
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    Love2BinMyGlory
    Nov 19, 2013

    organic virgin coconut oil=GOOD

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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 19, 2013
    organic virgin coconut oil=Slippery female farmer.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 20, 2013
    organic virgin coconut oil=Slippery Barmaid
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    Love2BinMyGlory
    Nov 20, 2013

    mmmmPIZZA

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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 20, 2013
    Cold Beer.
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 20, 2013
    Cold beer for washing downPIZZA.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 20, 2013
    I'll drink to that.
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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 20, 2013
    I'll drink to anything.
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    Love2BinMyGlory
    Nov 20, 2013

    Snuggli

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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 20, 2013
    My wife said she wanted to go somewhere she'd never been before. I said "Try the kitchen"
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    Love2BinMyGlory
    Nov 20, 2013

    ouch!

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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 20, 2013

    [img src="http://rlv.zcache.ca/women_and_cats_will_do_as_they_please_mousepad-r591086d00bcf4cdbb36e4646d985003e_x74vi_8byvr_324.jpg">

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    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 21, 2013
    The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Nov 21, 2013
    I have sexdaily...I mean dyslexia!
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    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 10, 2013
    My wife said she needed more exercise: I put a treadmill next to the kitchen sink.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 10, 2013
    My wife said she needed a wrist watch, I told her she didn't need one because there was one on the microwave.
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    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 10, 2013
    It's not easy wearing a microwave cooker on your wrist.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 11, 2013
    How do you spot a psychiatrist in a nudist camp?
    He's the one listening instead of looking

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