Random thoughts and jokes - Humor and Fun sur True Nudists

Jun 6, 2012

One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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ManOfWicklow
Dec 11, 2013
How do you spot a psychiatrist in a nudist camp? With ink.
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 12, 2013
I bought a box of self-improvement tapes titled "How To Handle Disappointment. "
I got it home and the box was empty.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 12, 2013
Communism does not exist.
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 12, 2013
Then who walked into the bar?
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 13, 2013
A Kenyan guy from Hawaii.
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 13, 2013
Who walked into the bar with him?
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 13, 2013
His delusions.
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nudecountry77
Dec 13, 2013
why do opposites attract?
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 14, 2013
What else do the have to do?
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 14, 2013
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 14, 2013
OK, I admit. It was me. I let the dogs out.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 14, 2013
Who let the cat in ?
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 14, 2013
I thought I saw a pussy cat.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 14, 2013
What's New Pussycat - 1965
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 14, 2013
Why did the pussy cat cross the street? It was the chickens day off.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 14, 2013
Puss in Boots
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 15, 2013
Cat in the hat.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 15, 2013
Cat out of the bag.
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 15, 2013
Curiosity killed the cat.
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 15, 2013
Can cats claws cause curious catastrophic calamities ?
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 15, 2013
Of Course!
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 15, 2013
Of course off course can cause cash crash.
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thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Dec 15, 2013
Really?
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ManOfWicklow
Dec 15, 2013
Oh yes.
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