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Publié Jun 6, 2012

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thomasstierney
thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
Jun 6, 2012
One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"

She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."

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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 23, 2013
    I don't remember it tasting bland and dry the last time I ate it.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    How long have you had this memory loss ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 23, 2013
    It's not memory loss. It's loss of opportunity to have it to eat.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    Starvation of the mind.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 23, 2013
    It is a physical act I fondly remember
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 23, 2013
    I fondly remember physical acts with the barmaid.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 24, 2013
    It was a barmaid that served IT up to be eaten.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 24, 2013
    'IT' was, was 'IT'. Why was 'IT' ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 24, 2013
    "IT" was because "IT" was the "IT" thing to do, but now "IT" is a fond memory.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 26, 2013
    So rembering 'IT' that was,but isn't now,is 'IT', is 'IT' ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 26, 2013
    IT has kinda becoming boring.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 26, 2013
    One could become bored with boring.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 26, 2013
    My favorite barmaid was never bored while being bored .
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 26, 2013
    Boring big busty barmaids being bored beyond belief.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 26, 2013
    Cranky cocktail carrier can't comprehend condoning copulation
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 26, 2013
    Does dirty delusional deckhand deliberatly dip dipstick down drain ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 26, 2013
    eeeew!
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 27, 2013
    Prudence and Christina welcomes Matilda to London.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 28, 2013
    Prudence and the Pill, good film 1968
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 28, 2013
    The London Distillery welcomed Matilda to London.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 28, 2013
    They never welcomed me.
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 28, 2013
    Matilda is distilling your favorite drink
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 28, 2013
    She's distilling tea ?
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    thomasstierney
    thomasstierneyAuteur d'origine
    Dec 28, 2013
    Whiskey
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