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DesertRat

Humor and Fun

Something Lacking

نُشر Sep 23, 2013

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DesertRat
DesertRatصاحب المنشور
Sep 23, 2013
Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.

An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

You're turn.
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  • CO
    cobeachbum
    Sep 23, 2013

    For bowlers...he's a few pins short of a strike.

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  • ع
    عضو
    Sep 23, 2013

    A sandwich short of a picnic

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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Sep 24, 2013
    He's onetaco short of a combination plate.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 24, 2013
    He's a few hairs short of a toupee.
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  • RE
    renebbare
    Sep 24, 2013

    Beeeeeerrrr!One short of the six pack.

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  • JU
    His elevator is stuck in the parking garage.......
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 25, 2013
    The light's on, but no one's in.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Sep 25, 2013
    Thewheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 25, 2013
    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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  • BA
    BarelyGrilling
    Sep 25, 2013

    For all the Carpenters / Builders... Just a bubble off plumb.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 25, 2013
    His brain rattles around in his skull like a pea in a boxcar.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatصاحب المنشور
    Sep 26, 2013
    Her motor's running but her brain is stuck in park.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Sep 26, 2013
    He'snot the brightest crayon in the box.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 26, 2013
    Not the brightest spark in the fire.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Sep 27, 2013
    His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 27, 2013
    He's a thread short of a screw
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Sep 27, 2013
    He just fell off the turnip truck.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 27, 2013
    He dumped his brain in the toilet.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Sep 27, 2013
    He'sas sharp as a marble.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 27, 2013
    He's as useful as a fart in a space suit.
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  • NU
    NudeJohnny
    Sep 27, 2013
    He’s as thick as a brick
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Sep 27, 2013
    He's not the sharpest crayon in the box.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Sep 27, 2013
    He's as useful as a football on pool table.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Sep 27, 2013
    He's a few bricks shy of a load.

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