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DesertRat

Humor and Fun

Something Lacking

نُشر Sep 23, 2013

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DesertRat
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Sep 23, 2013
Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.

An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

You're turn.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Oct 4, 2013
    He’s not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
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  • OU
    outothebakyrd
    Oct 5, 2013

    A 2 x 4 that really measures 1.5 x 3

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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Oct 5, 2013
    He’s not playing with a full deck.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's carrying an empty bucket.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Oct 5, 2013
    He’s not the brightest bulb in the box.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's as sharp as a sawblade without teeth.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Oct 5, 2013
    He’s dumber than a bag of hammers
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's dumber than a blonde with amnesia.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Oct 5, 2013
    He’s not the sharpest pencil in the box.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's as useful as a spent match.
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  • NU
    Oct 5, 2013
    as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's a quart short of a gallon.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatصاحب المنشور
    Oct 6, 2013
    Dead as a door nail.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Nov 8, 2013
    He'snot the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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  • AU
    ausmanvic
    Nov 8, 2013

    A useless as tits on a bull

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 8, 2013
    As useless as a hole in a condom.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatصاحب المنشور
    Nov 8, 2013
    Useless as a flat tire.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 9, 2013
    He's one shoe short of a pair.
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  • NU
    Nov 9, 2013
    A chopstick short of being to eat
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 9, 2013
    Like a spent match to a man without a light.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 10, 2013
    About as useful as a sundial on a dark night.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Nov 10, 2013
    He's as useful as a hole in a tennis racket.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatصاحب المنشور
    Nov 11, 2013
    As good as an air mattress with a hole in it.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Nov 11, 2013
    As worthless as logic in congress.
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