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Humor and Fun

Something Lacking

نُشر Sep 23, 2013

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DesertRat
DesertRatصاحب المنشور
Sep 23, 2013
Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.

An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

You're turn.
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  • RE
    renebbare
    Nov 12, 2013

    About as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 12, 2013
    As useful as a whistle to a deaf dog.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Nov 12, 2013
    As useful as a cat on a hot tin roof.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 12, 2013
    As useful a a fox in a chicken coop.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatصاحب المنشور
    Nov 12, 2013
    Phony as a three dollar bill.
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  • NU
    Mar 29, 2014
    one penny short of a dollar.... but for some this is normal
    two bare feet in need of footwear
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Mar 29, 2014
    He's not the sharpest pencil in the box.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Mar 30, 2014
    She called me to get my phone number
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  • MA
    macnude
    Mar 30, 2014
    Not the brightest candle in the church.
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  • NU
    Mar 30, 2014

    as useful as the "runs" in a space suit out on a space walk

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  • NU
    Mar 30, 2014

    as sharp as box of balls

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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Mar 30, 2014
    She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Mar 30, 2014
    As useful as a quart of milk at a Lactose Intolerance Conference.

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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatصاحب المنشور
    Mar 30, 2014
    The Government sent a letter to my home address asking me to verify my address.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Mar 31, 2014
    She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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  • NU
    Mar 31, 2014
    who wants a watch tattoo, so they can tell time??
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Apr 3, 2014
    Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Apr 3, 2014
    Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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  • NU
    Apr 3, 2014
    trying to build a snow before you go outside, is like trying to swim in swimming pool full of jello
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Apr 3, 2014
    She tried to drown a fish.





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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Apr 6, 2014
    She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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  • TH
    thomasstierney
    Apr 7, 2014
    She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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  • JA
    jaybirds
    Apr 7, 2014
    Your mind is on vacation, but your mouth is working overtime!
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  • MA
    macnude
    Apr 8, 2014
    The body is alive but the brain is dead.
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