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Santa
No good being Santa -" He only cums once a year & that's down the chimney"
Bumper Sticker Thinkin`
Quick thoughts = Bumper sticker thinkin'
Sly Witness News
More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died of Ebola.
Husband and Wife Jokes
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says,…
Joke
A man goes into a chemist and asks for 3 condoms, 1 red, 1 blue and 1 green. He takes his purchase and leaves. 9 months later the same man walks into the same…
Marriage & Tornadoes...
A marriage is like a tornado. It starts with a lot of blowing and sucking, and ends with you losing the house.... ;~)°
You`re a Man - You just had sex. Four words. What do you say?
Honest! I'll call you.
"Sky`s out, thighs out"
Just heard that quote in a baseball interview, while talking about a nice sunny day. Thought it more fitting for nudists!
Quick Nudism Survey
Hello, I am a student and I am gathering data for my anthropology class on nudists. I want to accurately portray nudism so I appreciate your thoughtful…
Funny Complaints
Dear Sir/madam/automated telephone answering service Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone I…
Mother-In-Law Jokes
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Happy Thanksgiving
From North Central Texas. I hope everyone has a great day.
Newspapers,How Much Do You Believe What You Read ?
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. The Washington Post is…
Silly Animal Jokes
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the…
Car And Travel Jokes
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the…
Change The Lyrics
This is not one of mine,but I think it's very good - RETIREMENT SONG - You remember: the tune from 'The Sound of Music' Rennies and nose drops and needles for…
More Short Jokes BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Something Lacking
Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing. An…
Violent Soho video - "In The Aisle" features me naked in it on a bike
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRMFNDgMq-U
3 Ladies in a Sauna
Three Ladies in a SaunaTHREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.THE YOUNG WOMAN…
0% in the Exam
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAMIwould have given him 100% for his wit!!!Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration…
Sorry not quite PC
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.__________Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist with…
0.25 caliber over a Crocodile.
"Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol."This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol…
Answers we have been waiting for
THE FIVE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALLBEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A:Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE…