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I asked my girlfriend if size matters to her. She answered,
"If it is clothes it's small' "If it's diamonds, I wear Large"

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Some may say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and to them I say. "So's your face".

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Hmmm. John McCain had a long military career. He is now fighting cancer in the brain. As a military veteran he is eligible for VA care. He has chosen instead to seek treatment at a private medical institute that is not even an official Medicare provider. To me this speaks volumes. Not about John McCain but of the medical care one receives at the VA. Pity the poor veteran who can't afford a private hospital.

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Hmmm. John McCain had a long military career. He is now fighting cancer in the brain. As a military veteran he is eligible for VA care. He has chosen instead to seek treatment at a private medical institute that is not even an official Medicare provider. To me this speaks volumes. Not about John McCain but of the medical care one receives at the VA. Pity the poor veteran who can't afford a private hospital.

No. It also speaks of John McCain. He was in a position for MANY years to improve VA care. The veterans deserve so much more.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Post #1458 -Hmmm. John McCain had a long military career. He is now fighting cancer in the brain. As a military veteran he is eligible for VA care. He has chosen instead to seek treatment at a private medical institute that is not even an official Medicare provider. To me this speaks volumes. Not about John McCain but of the medical care one receives at the VA. Pity the poor veteran who can't afford a private hospital.-- Post # 1459-- No. It also speaks of John McCain. He was in a position for MANY years to improve VA care. The veterans deserve so much more.

It's too bad that bad politicians can't be removed from office and sent packing... especially when they REFUSE to do what they PROMISED to do! :-/

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Do nudists like their salads naked... without any dressing? ... for example... Do you prefer French, Thousand Island, vinegar and oil -or- no dressing at all? ;-)

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Too funny!

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Did the guy who invented the Mobius Strip ever have a sense of Deja vu? ;-)

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Deja clue: The feeling that colonel mustard has done it in the billiard room with the lead pipe before.

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