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I don't always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I'm probably at work.

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The only thing l like about winter is....... the ice in my cocktail doesn't melt as fast.

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The only thing l like about winter is....... the ice in my cocktail doesn't melt as fast.

The only thing I like about winter is......the end of it.

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Patience:::What you have when there are too many witnesses.

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How true.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not the one ahead of you!!!

I saw an Internet picture of a bumper sticker on a car that read "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me". ........LOL

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If at first you don't succeed.......try doing it the way your wife told you too.

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I did a push-up today...well, actually I fell down... but I had to use my arms to get back up so....close enough.

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"Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy"

Classic Clint in Josey Wales!
Not necessarily humor but words to live by!

Live! Everyday! To the fullest!

And don't forget to laugh about something!

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I always mean what I say...but sometimes I don't mean to say it out loud.

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