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I can't even imagine the self-control required to work at a Bubble Wrap Factory

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Just so you know, nothing accidentally goes in your butt...sincerely, The ER Staff.

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Dear Ghosts, if you can move shit around and flicker the lights, then you can use a mop.

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I'm really getting into the Thanksgiving Spirit...l've been giving people the Bird all week.

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If you're kinky and you know it...clap your hands....oh they're tied...never mind.

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There is always enough time to do something over, but never enough time to do it right the first time.

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If someone from Zip Lock could contact literally anyone in the cereal business that would be great.

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No Thanks, Malls.... I will shop from home , without pants, like a normal person.

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Q: my child will not eat fish...what can l replace it with?...A: a cat... cats loves fish.

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One of the weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.

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