To all Steves: A warm hearty welcome to all the new Steve's who've posted! It's about time you caught on to this thread, Steve, we've been waiting for you. We know it can be quite confusing but all kudo's and credit for this light hearted thread go to...drumroll please...Steve!
Steve ('s other half)
*Simpleman stands up* Hi my name is Steve and I've been a Steve for a number of years now. It started in secret because I was afraid of the implications being in a public job etc,but then at night I would start to call myself Steve,I watched Tv programmes with Steves in them,(got them from under the counter) I listened to music from steves,even tenuous ones like Stevie Nicks. I'm so glad I have found somwhere to share this,its been on my mind ever since I got a job as a Stevedore. Thanks for listening. *Simpleman sits down and breathes a sigh of relief*
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! ............THIS IS A KILLER !!!!!!!!
P .....I Mean Steve.
(that's like, .....5 STAR!!!)
*Simpleman stands up*Hi my name is Steve and I've been a Steve for a number of years now. It started in secret because I was afraid of the implications being in a public job etc,but then at night I would start to call myself Steve,I watched Tv programmes with Steves in them,(got them from under the counter) I listened to music from steves,even tenuous ones like Stevie Nicks. I'm so glad I have found somwhere to share this,its been on my mind ever since I got a job as a Stevedore.Thanks for listening.*Simpleman sits down and breathes a sigh of relief*
Steve, foul call on this post, the rules clearly dictate that your post be addressed to steve... The rules here aren't complicated but if you continue on, we'll report this to TT1 and flag your profile...
The Original, STEVE
P.S. Glad to see you came out of the closet....
Hello Steve & Steve's other-half...Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve (Etiene), Steve & Steve.I Steve & my Partner Steve would just like to say how wonderful it is that we have all got together to enjoy being Steves.However we are aware that we are at risk from imposters. By this I am sure you realise that I am referring to those who spell Steven with a "ph". Although to my knowledge no attempt to infiltrate us has been made, we....Steve&Steve remind you all to remain vigilant. We must not allow anyone to spoil what we have here.Take care.Steve&Steve
Dear Steve and Steve,
I thought of this earlier, but, didn't know what to say.
Thank you for tackling this and easing up my day.
A question there is, I'd like to put forth before the forum,
not everyone needs to weigh in, we just need a quorum.
Does it really matter if it's spelled ph or v?
I find the way you say it is quite the same, you see.
Thanks to Phil the muse is lose and I can only rhyme.
I need some sleep. As you can see, I've completely lost my mind!
Hugs,
Steve ('s other half)
Hello Steve & Steve's other-half...Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve (Etiene), Steve & Steve. I Steve & my Partner Steve would just like to say how wonderful it is that we have all got together to enjoy being Steves. However we are aware that we are at risk from imposters. By this I am sure you realise that I am referring to those who spell Steven with a "ph". Although to my knowledge no attempt to infiltrate us has been made, we....Steve&Steve remind you all to remain vigilant. We must not allow anyone to spoil what we have here. Take care. Steve&Steve
OH STEVE!!!
I'm heartbroken...guess I'll be moving on now....
Steve (With a PH)
i think its a great idea that we finally give the steves a chance to be heard we have a voice too
Welcome aboard, Steve! Please refer to post number one and edit your post accordingly to follow the rules. (Oh, okay, I'll make it easy for ya - The only rule is, is that you have to address your post to who you are referring to, by their first name only, (Let's protect
the privacy here) and then you must sign your post.)
Sorry to be such a stickler, but it's the only rule we've got! LMAO!
Sincerely,
Steve ('s other half)
Hi Steve & Steve, .....Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, and Steve, and Steve ('s other half )
It would appear, that therehas been,some concern and trepidation, as to the authenticity of my twin brother Steve. So I have been asked to pop in to vouch for him. I Phil, (and I don't like to "pull rank" but I AM a SUPERNUDIST (the only one!) and I'd like to think that the Title carries a certain degree of authority and adds considerable validity to the proceedings here to-day) can categorically state, without fear of contraception, that Steve IS in fact, agenuine bona fide , fully paid up member, of the local Steve's Brotherhood, and further more, just to add further weight to the confirmation OF his identity, I have brought along, 43 of the 1,629 and a half, membership.
So, Steve & Steve,...Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, and Steve, and Steve ('s other half ) I would like you all to meet, ...
Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.
I trust this will allay any more totally unfounded and misguided fears that Steve is an impostor, and we can put this unfortunate incident behind us and continue on with the business of promoting the brotherhood to the rest of the world, in an effort to make the whole world a better, safer, and more sane place for us all to live and prosper. Gentlemen and Ladies, thank you for your time.
Phil.
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