RE: One-Liners

(For the married (or otherwise occupied) men)
When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

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RE: One-Liners

Its not the size of the dog in the fight; oh wait a minute, yes it is.

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RE: One-Liners

When I asked a local barmaid why she was so popular she said her mind said no
but her pants said off.

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