Post #52dicemanUndies OnlyTextile people say I'm not normal, I say..."Thank God"!!! RE: One-LinersMy father always told me I have alot of class...too bad it's all low!!!
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RE: One-LinersA wise person said, "Do not worry about people talking "behind your back", it just means that you are one step ahead of them, and they are exactly in the right direction to kiss your ass!"
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RE: One-LinersLight travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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RE: One-LinersTwo cannibals were eating a clown. The first turned to the second and asked, "does this taste funny to you?"
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RE: One-LinersThe WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly...."
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RE: One-LinersI contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill
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RE: One-LinersWhat this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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RE: One-LinersI don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts..
-- Will Rogers
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RE: One-LinersWhen you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
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RE: One-LinersRemember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
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