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It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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What is Iraq's national bird. Duck.

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Go braless, it pulls the wrinkles from your face.

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A shotgun marriage is a case of wife or death.

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A shotgun marriage is a case of wife or death.
It's wife, Jim, but not as we know it.

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Haven't met Jim. How's his wife?

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What word describes the practice of being married to only one woman at a time. Mono-something. Ah oh yeah Monotony.

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I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

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Do you have a drink problem ? YES... I can't afford it.ManofWicklo...Judging by the guy in your signature, who's glass never gets empty, it must be the problem that cant be afforded! Oh, BTW, Endurance better not get behind the wheel of deception. My wife loves that guy in the beach chair! I think he's cool too

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