RE: One-LinersThe closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
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RE: One-LinersI bet you I could stop gambling.
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Post #14ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersIf at first you don't succeed, take the top off the bottle.
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RE: One-LinersIf at first you suck a seed, spit it out. I love watermellon.
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RE: One-LinersRegular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
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RE: One-LinersI still miss my ex-wife....but my aim is getting better.
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RE: One-LinersI should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me.
After all, I'm a Leo and she's a bitch.
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Post #19ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersWhen I see you, joy and happiness exude from every orifice (another actual one of mine).
Wow " Careful Wirral, I'm a married man "
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Post #20ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersLife's a breeze, Marriage is a tornado. That's one I made up, so it must be good. How about this one- Life's just a game, Marriage is game over.
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RE: One-LinersA man walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a double entendre - so she gave him one.
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