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On a serious note ( forgive me ) In life, pain is inescapable and mandatory. Suffering is optional.

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If I had a nickel for every time I said if I had a nickel then Id have just earned myself 10 quick cents right there.

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I'm lost for word's

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Its not the size of the dog in the fight, oh wait a minute, yes it is.

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Its not the size of the dog in the fight, oh wait a minute, yes it is.
I like my dogs with plenty of ketchup and fried onion.

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we all have a "superpower"...... we can stop a speeding bullet once, but its gonna hurt like hell.

I am not going to be RollingOnTheFloorLaughingOutLoud, but that's funny.

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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

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Took delivery of my new epileptic coat the other day... it fits!

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Light travels faster than sound, This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

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