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One-Liners

The trouble with political jokes is...............They usually get elected.

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Do you have a drink problem ? YES... I can't afford it.

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Avenge yourself. Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Now thats funny! ROFLMAO

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Excellent

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I'm right, so you must be wrong.

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When you get older, it takes longer to do nothing!

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Laugh and the world laughs with you! Snore and you sleep alone!

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!

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Old is when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired!

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Nothing so needs reforming as other peoples habits!

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