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RE: One-Liners

how do you stump and idiot.....................................

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life's a bitch, then you marry...

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I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

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If you live in Manhattan the light at the end of every tunnel is New Jersey

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Of course men can multitask, they read on the toilet.But, only before or after - never during.

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Of course men can multitask, they read on the toilet.
Most of themonly look at the pictures.
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Now there is an idea - Toilet Tissue with cartoons on it.
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Now there is an idea - Toilet Tissue with cartoons on it.
Toms Toilet Toon Tissue.
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# 100
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

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# 100There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
I apologise for leaving you out.
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