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Rush Hour = more than an hour to get through it
Fast Food = what is fast about it, always have to wait for 10 minutes to get your food and all i ordered was a pop
Minute Lube = takes more than a minute to change my oil and lube my truck
High Speed and Digital internet and cable = there is a difference
Once there was a little red man, who lived in a little red house in a little red neighbourhood. Every morning he got out of his little red bed, went down his little red stairs and made his little red breakfast. Upon finishing his little red breakfast, he would make his way back up his little red stairs into his little red bathroom and turn on his little red shower. Stripping down to his little red bare self, he then hopped in his little red shower.
One morning in particular at this time there came a knock on his little red door. So he jumped out of his little red shower, put on his little red towel and raced down his little red stairs to open up his little red door, only to find a green avon lady standing there. At that point a gust of wind blew his little red towel off and onto his little red floor. The green avon lady gasped in horror at what she saw, turned around quickly, ran across the road and got hit by a truck.........
And the moral of the story is?
DON'T cross the street whilst the little red man is flashing!



