Post #612ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI've been told I was addicted to the internet; at least the internet has 0 calories.
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Post #614ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAttention Ladies: Don't die a virgin, terrorists are up there waiting for you.
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Post #616ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesA girl was visiting her martian friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The martian responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Hellooooooooo......," answered the martian. "They're watch dogs"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI hate it when I hear Karma whisper "I saw that."
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Post #618ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI used to be indecisive. Now Im not sure.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI've gotten to the point in life where I won't go to bed with a woman unless she says, "All right, I'll go to bed with you"
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Post #620ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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