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Years ago there was a place in Mineral Wells Ms. that was a giant swimming pool with beach all the way arount it. The entire area, floor of the pool and all, was white sand. Diving boards, floating "islands" and Hawaiian themed tiki huts by the snack bar. It has shut down in recent years and I never understood why. I had been going there for 20+ years and went one day only to find the doors shut and locked. It was a real dissapointment. I still remember how it felt the first time I went. At 8 or 9 years old, the thought of a pool with a sand floor was just too cool.
Was the guy handing out tickets to those who werent nude, nude himself? Nude Beach Patrol, now theres a job.
I would love that job too. The nude beach I go to is patrolled by park rangers and local sheriff's deputies. They are clothed but beach is clothing optional so guess that is OK.
Was the guy handing out tickets to those who werent nude, nude himself? Nude Beach Patrol, now theres a job.
Ah, but surely you need the peak cap and other vestments of office, lest an imoistor could stand in.
Thy could pin on a badge. Piercings are fashionable these days.
Was the guy handing out tickets to those who werent nude, nude himself? Nude Beach Patrol, now theres a job.
Allow me to volunteer for the job. Now if we could just get a nude beach, here in the Carolinas so I wouldn't have to travel so far to "work".
I have heard there are places along the Outer Banks of N. Carolina where nudity is tolerated better than in other places. I have not personally confirmed this to be true, but maybe others can?
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