Humor and Fun

A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe,...

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again! Do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "No, SIR!"

This game is played by taking the two words listed in the above post. Use one of them and drop the other and add your new word. I will start! True Nudists

This game consists of 2 words. To reply you must drop the first word and use the last word first. Then add one thatwill gowith it. Let's Start

I called up a friend of my on a Wednesday night and ask him if he wanted to come over to my house and play a game of cards and have a few beers.My friend asks me." Isn't Wednesday night when you go see your shrink ?"I reply," It...

These two guys go out hunting and the one guy has a scope on his gun and he says to the other guy "Hey I can see your house through the scope and your wife cheating on you with another man!" So the other guy says "alright shoot her in...

Now before you get all huffy and think " I would never be in a porn movie" let me explainwe all have a porn star name even if we never get filmed having sex. But some folks do not know how to determine it It is easy 1. take the name of...

Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. Fifty dollars for three questions, the lawyer stated. Isnt that awfully expensive? the man asked? Yes, replied the lawyer. Whats your third question?

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says,...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT-iFs0NE1s well it made me laugh