Humor and Fun

Its that time of year ,so lets makeresolutions we know we can keep I for one will no longer date super models no matter how much they beg Hey its my lie an I can tell it any way I want ; ) So post your easy to keep resolutions here

A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on...

What's On Your Mind?

An old lady got on an elevator in a very lavish building,when a young woman gets on smelling of perfume. The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says "Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!" Then another young woman gets on the...

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became...

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must...

Anyone hear about the natural gas explosion epidemic that has plaguing the nation this summer? President Obama put together a scientific investigative team to find what is causing these natural gas explosions. The White House appointed team of...

Today I was shopping at Home Depot to have a copy of my house key made,and notice that they were selling pumpkins. So since I need one for a carving contest I am competing in next weekend, I pick one up and put it in my shopping cart then proceeded...

Check out this Naturism for Dummies video. https://vimeo.com/47023267

A sign outside a subway store read one winter, "Our subs are really 8 inches, even when it's cold outside!"