Was washing the families car this morning naked and free in the front of house when all of a sudden the Postman appeared in his Electric Van silently down the drive. No where to run so went over to greet him, he wound down his window, and passed me...

We live nude all the time in a large and beautiful house, which always needs work done on it. For 25 years we've been offering comfortable accommodation, fine food and wine (my wife also has a restaurant in Thailand and is justly proud of her...

Any Electrician fancy a naked working holiday in the South of France? Please get in Touch, Jeremy Merton.