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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Aug 30, 2020

  Just checking on you...l heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.

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  Gordy57

  Aug 30, 2020

  [quote]Just checking on you...l heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.[/quote] Thank's for that ;-) I am going to be using that on a few people ;-)

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Aug 31, 2020

  When Spider Man shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's Amazing but when l do it l'm a pervert?

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  nakednlouisville

  Aug 31, 2020

  [quote]When Spider Man shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's Amazing but when l do it l'm a pervert?[/quote] You didn't shoot it on the right person. Call me!!

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  liverpoolrugby

  Aug 31, 2020

  [quote]When Spider Man shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's Amazing but when l do it l'm a pervert?[/quote] that made me laugh hard

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  johnbuff3

  Aug 31, 2020

  LOVE it. I'm going to use this one!!

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 1, 2020

  Found out two things today. 1. Kitchen sex can be wild and exciting. 2. The staff at McDonald's are quite narrow-minded.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 3, 2020

  Just caught my penis in my zipper. God it hurts. No more zip up boots for me.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 4, 2020

  Sorry l'm late. I got here as soon as l wanted too.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 8, 2020

  Let's flip a coin.. Heads l get Tail.. Tails l get Head.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 9, 2020

  Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell husbands tools for cheap, call 555.123.4567

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  Gordy57

  Sep 9, 2020

  [quote]Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell husbands tools for cheap, call 555.123.4567[/quote] That does happen ;-) A garage sale was pretty well picked over, but got a new CAT turbocharger for a CAT 3116. Paid $15.00, sold it for $500 ;-) Off of Freecycle, I got a Onan generator for free :-) I hooked up a gas tank and battery, it started and runs fine :-0

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  Ed_43540

  Sep 9, 2020

  How do you stump two nudists who are dating?
  Ask them who wears the pants in their relationship.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 10, 2020

  I tried starting a day without coffee once..... My court date is pending.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 10, 2020

  You should ask her if she has gained weight, that way she knows you're paying attention to her.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 14, 2020

  Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release, so when l tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because l care.

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  FullSun

  Sep 15, 2020

  Theres a new swear word appearing in the English language. Its meaning is similar to the old FUBAR used in decades past. The swear word?........2020

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 17, 2020

  Woke up to a blow job this morning...yuuup last time l sleep on a train with my mouth open.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 22, 2020

  Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

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  Mitglied

  Sep 22, 2020

  [quote]Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.[/quote] Lol...good one

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 29, 2020

  Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Sep 29, 2020

  Sex before marriage is a sin, unless you do it doggy style, all dogs go to heaven.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Oct 6, 2020

  In my next life I am coming back with money and looks instead of all this sparkling personality bullshit.

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  2hangfreeUrsprünglicher Verfasser

  Oct 13, 2020

  The hell with a nude picture, show me a picture of your medicine cabinet so l know what l'm dealing with.

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