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Jun 6, 2012One night I went to a local bar and asked the very pretty barmaid
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
"Where have you been all my life?"
She smiled and replied, "For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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Dec 29, 2013They cannot make whisky in London. I would not waste my money on the crap.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJan 2, 2014London Distillery Company Readies for the Return of Whiskey
PRI's The World
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Katie Bilboa
August 22, 2013 9:30 AM EDTReagirResponder - MAJan 2, 2014London's first whisky distillery for a centuryBy Andy Dangerfield BBC News Online
[img alt="Darren Rook, CEO and Co-Founder of The London Distillery Whisky" src="http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/71718000/jpg/_71718037_0c37561c-3d7e-4f8f-98cb-3c9341a989fe.jpg" width=512 height=288> The firm received approval from the HMRC to make London's first whisky for 100 yearsReagirResponder - MAJan 2, 2014[a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25349961">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25349961[/a]ReagirResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJan 2, 2014http://jn1.tv/video/business/whiskey-from-first-london-distillery-since-1910.htmlReagirResponder
- MAJan 2, 2014Your spelling is wrong and mine is right.
Whiskyis being made in London for the first time in more than 100 years in a still named after a beloved Scottish GRANNY.
The London Distillery Company has been granted permission to make the spirit following the closure of the last still in the capital in 1908.
Founder Darren Rook, 32, named his copper whisky still Matilda after his Scottish grandmother which sits proudly at the centre of their factory in Battersea.
[img class="size-full wp-image-41609" title="Darren Rook at London's first distillery for more than 100 years " alt="Darren Rook at London's first distillery for more than 100 years " src="http://swns.com/wp-content/themes/wp-clear/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://swns.com/wp-content/uploads/SWNS_LONDON_WHISKEY_07.jpg&w=600&h=397&zc=1" width=600 height=397 checkedByCssHelper="true">
Darren Rook with hiswhiskystill Matilda, at Londons first distillery for more than 100 years
He said: It is not widely known that the capital has a great heritage of whisky production dating back to before Chaucer.
Head Distiller Andrew MacLead Smith, 30, of Aberdeen, added: Building the distillery was the easy part. Now comes the hard part making the spirit.
The trick to making a good whisky is to pay attention to every part of the fragile process. The smallest variations have a huge impact.
The first bottles are set to hit the shelves by Christmas, 2016.ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJan 2, 2014Not my spelling my friend. I posted excerpts from London Newspapers. Can't help it if London reporters are stupid.ReagirResponder
- MAJan 2, 2014I was drunk last night,so I took a bus home. First time I'd driven a bus.ReagirResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJan 2, 2014http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/10771070.Bus_stolen_and_taken_on_joyride/
UHOH! See you on the chain gang.ReagirResponder - MAJan 3, 2014[quote]See you on the chain gang.[/quote]Why,you getting married again.ReagirResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJan 3, 2014[quote][quote]See you on the chain gang.[/quote]Why,you getting married again.[/quote]I didn't steal a busReagirResponder
- MAJan 3, 2014[quote][quote][quote]See you on the chain gang.[/quote]Why,you getting married again.[/quote]I didn't steal a bus[/quote]You didn't get the joke ?ReagirResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJan 3, 2014[quote][quote][quote][quote]See you on the chain gang.[/quote]Why,you getting married again.[/quote]I didn't steal a bus[/quote]You didn't get the joke ?[/quote]Yes, AND I added to the joke and you dragged in marriageReagirResponder
- THthomasstierneyAutor originalJan 23, 2014Boy calls 911 - "Hello I need your help!"
911 - "Alright. What is it?"
Boy - "Two girls are fighting over me!"
911 - "So what's your emergency?"
Boy - "The ugly one is winning."ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJan 25, 2014NEGATIVITY
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.
So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable..
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're
crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser." That's a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"
He said: "Who the fuck cut your hair?"ReagirResponder - THthomasstierneyAutor originalJan 26, 2014There is no "I" in Team unless you are speaking French.ReagirResponder
