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This dad is being promoted to grandad!!!

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I'm not self medicating, the guy at the liquor store gave me a prescription ..or did he call it a receipt

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I'm not self medicating, the guy at the liquor store gave me a prescription ..or did he call it a receipt

Same thing, just bring it back with you when you need a refill.

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A flock of crows is called a murder... A group of kids is called a migraine!

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There are no virgins.....life screws us all!

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I made a huge to-do list for today.... I just can't figure out who's going to do it.

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I just read an article on the dangers of drinking... it scared the hell out of me.. so starting today no more reading.

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I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.... I really thought you already knew!

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Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up and get a refill.

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Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill.

I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have.

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