I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice.
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- 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJan 16, 2018
If at first you don't succeed.......try doing it the way your wife told you too.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJan 23, 2018
I did a push-up today...well, actually I fell down... but I had to use my arms to get back up so....close enough.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJan 24, 2018
I always mean what I say...but sometimes I don't mean to say it out loud.
تفاعلرد - ععضوJan 25, 2018
"Some people are wise. Some are otherwise."
تفاعلرد - LA
Jan 25, 2018[quote]Everyone has a purpose in life. Some are meant to be a warning for the rest of us..[/quote] And to go along with that thought. No one is totally useless, they can always serve as a bad example.تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورJan 27, 2018
My friend thinks he's smart he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.....so l threw a coconut at his face.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 1, 2018
I'm smiling because you're my sibling....I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it.
تفاعلرد - OL
Feb 5, 2018If Adam and Eve had been Chinese we would all still be living in (naked) paradise. They would have eaten the snake, not the apple.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 6, 2018
They say... don't try this at home...so l'm coming over to your house!!!
تفاعلرد - AL
Feb 13, 2018Confucious did not say:
"Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted."
تفاعلرد - ALFeb 17, 2018
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey....but then I turned myself around.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 22, 2018
I don't mean to brag, but l just put together a puzzle in one day and the box said 2-4 years!!!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 25, 2018
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew!!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 26, 2018
After a long and heated discussion... the toaster and I agreed that I'm not crazy.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورFeb 27, 2018
I'm not sure if l attract crazy...or if l make them that way.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 1, 2018
The quickest way to double your money... is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 6, 2018
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 6, 2018
Never laugh at your wife's choices...you are one of them!!!
تفاعلرد - 2H2hangfreeصاحب المنشورMar 13, 2018
Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing, but still say I Agree!!!
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