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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jan 16, 2018

  If at first you don't succeed.......try doing it the way your wife told you too.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jan 23, 2018

  I did a push-up today...well, actually I fell down... but I had to use my arms to get back up so....close enough.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jan 24, 2018

  I always mean what I say...but sometimes I don't mean to say it out loud.

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• AL

  

  Alheath

  Jan 24, 2018

  All quotable. All true!

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• 22

  

  22tango2

  Jan 24, 2018

  Let your kid out to play at least once a day.
  dcb

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• MI

  Miembro

  Jan 25, 2018

  "Some people are wise. Some are otherwise."

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Jan 25, 2018

  [quote]Everyone has a purpose in life. Some are meant to be a warning for the rest of us..[/quote] And to go along with that thought. No one is totally useless, they can always serve as a bad example.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Jan 27, 2018

  My friend thinks he's smart he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.....so l threw a coconut at his face.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Feb 1, 2018

  I'm smiling because you're my sibling....I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Feb 5, 2018

  I meant to behave....but there were to many other options.

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• OL

  

  ollygrumps

  Feb 5, 2018

  If Adam and Eve had been Chinese we would all still be living in (naked) paradise. They would have eaten the snake, not the apple.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Feb 6, 2018

  They say... don't try this at home...so l'm coming over to your house!!!

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• AL

  

  Alfresco10

  Feb 13, 2018

  Confucious did not say:

  "Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted."

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Feb 13, 2018

  I can resist everything....except temptation.

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• AL

  

  Alfresco10

  Feb 17, 2018

  I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey....but then I turned myself around.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Feb 22, 2018

  I don't mean to brag, but l just put together a puzzle in one day and the box said 2-4 years!!!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Feb 25, 2018

  I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew!!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Feb 26, 2018

  After a long and heated discussion... the toaster and I agreed that I'm not crazy.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Feb 27, 2018

  I'm not sure if l attract crazy...or if l make them that way.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 1, 2018

  The quickest way to double your money... is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 6, 2018

  An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 6, 2018

  Never laugh at your wife's choices...you are one of them!!!

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 10, 2018

  About $1,200.00

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• 2H

  

  2hangfreeAutor original

  Mar 13, 2018

  Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing, but still say I Agree!!!

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