Oh yes there was also the time I was asked not to come back in a big Dept. Store. I had on nylon running pants (loose fit) and they was somewhat see through but not real see through you could tell if I had under wear on or not from behind. 2 _itches complained to the store manager he called the police and they said that I tried to take the ladies purse, (which I guarantee I had more money than both of them put together). Police told me I was not allowed back in the store.... Well guess what, this Big Dept. Store (the whole chain) is now going out of business. Guess who is getting the last laugh. Would love to go in they particular store one last time before it closes and ask if they would like to tell more people not to shop there. For stupid reasons. Sears and K-mart
I have 3 times by the police. Two times in college, once in the weight room, other time in a parking lot. Once in the restroom at a mall..
By my count, that is FOUR times, not THREE. And you claim to have gone to college and still can't count? Now the mall incident makes FIVE. Maybe you should see about getting a refund from the college for some of your tuition.
wow I guess you can't read. But at least my figures are right........
I haven't actually been caught, but there was a near miss. I enjoy working out nude. We have an extra room where we keep the treadmill, and weights. I usually keep the door locked, but this one time i forgot. Well...i heard someone coming into the room and quickly grabbed my gym shorts and pulled them on. Thankfully, they were looking down the hall at one of the dogs and had her back to me. It was a very close one.
I haven't actually been caught, but there was a near miss. I enjoy working out nude. We have an extra room where we keep the treadmill, and weights. I usually keep the door locked, but this one time i forgot. Well...i heard someone coming into the room and quickly grabbed my gym shorts and pulled them on. Thankfully, they were looking down the hall at one of the dogs and had her back to me. It was a very close one.
Why would you quickly grab your shorts,is it not your home ?
your police one reminded me of my near miss with a sheriff deputy. When I get up the first thing I do is streak outto put my dog on her run. Sideyard in view of the road, but rural and very lightly traveled.Just as I got ready to open the side door, I looked out to see a car lights in the predawn darkness.So before slipping out I put some shorts on. It was a deputy with a paper in his hand. He asked me if I knew so and so. The name did not ring a bell, but I took the paper from his hand which hadan address on it. The address I did recognize being the one of the next house south ( 1/4 mile) unmarkedon the mailbox. It was a summons. He thanked me and left. If he had come 15 secs later, his head lightswould have lit up my naked ass with his headlights as he turned in my driveway. Not sure how he or I wouldhave reacted, hardly public indecency since I was in my own yard and would only have been seen by car lightsturning in the driveway and not by anyone just driving by. Looking back I wish he had 'busted me"
Yes, several times. In the 70s I would walk a deserted section of beach. It was early summer mornings and I could tell by footprints if anyone was there ahead of me. I had talked many times to one old man who always fished. I usually wore a speedo. I was down the beach and nude and saw him coming so I just walked into the water and sat down. He stopped and talked so I just went ahead and got out of water and he was cool with it.Many times I would talk to my mailman as he delivered the mail. At some point, I told him I belonged to the local nudist club. He came to deliver a package and honked his horn. I stuck my head out and said I was nude and was he ok with that. He said yes so I walked out and got the package and we talked for awhile. I live in the woods. We were both mid 60s at the time.I was at IN cottage and nude as always inside. I was on the phone and did not hear a friend pull in. Instead of going to main door, he came onto the porch and the lake side of the cottage which is all windows. We were both surprised. I hung up phone and let him in then put shorts on. He said he used to go nude on his farm all the time.
ha . sure have. The most recent time was last summer. I was hanging decorative lights in our new gazebo. Standing on a chair, reaching high, naked. The wife was standing in front of me, handing the light to me. This was about 2 or 3 in the afternoon. Next thing I see is a good friend standing at the end of the porch. Must of been a sight, me naked, the wife clothed, her facing me at mid waist. He just said "hi, I'll be back" and left. We giggled thinking about what he saw and what he figured we were doing.
Also, a few weeks ago, a neighbor said he saw me walking in the woods last archery season. I usually walk behind the house naked. He didn't say if I was naked or not, I'm sure I was. Didn't make a difference, either way.
I am a guy and was busted fully nude on my own property of ten acres by my elderly male neighbor. This turned into both an embarrassing but kind of erotic situation as well slightly funny. At first I was extremely uncomfortable as a straight male who then became aroused and then later felt both guilt and turned on. Now months later I have been visited while nude by both he and his wife.Its a fairly long story if you don't mind long drawn out stories let me know and I will continue. I cant compress it into a few lines as I feel i would need to explain why a straight male (me) got turned on by being caught nude by an elderly guy.
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