RE:Things you wouldn't do naked

Talking of wasp nests, I tackled one naked with my spray can and got stung on my penis! Wont do that again

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Talking of wasps, I will always check for potential wasp nests when mooring my boat in future.
On one occasion I was boating naked on the River Thames and inadvertently moored up next to a bank in which there was a wasps nest with its entrance exactly level with my groin and was immediately surrounded by wasps. I immediately froze and they didn't touch me. I then gently moved away until they lost interest, surviving without a single sting.
The nest was exactly opposite the helm position so when I set off again I stared the engine and pushed the boat off, staying away from the helm and allowing the boat to drift until I was a suitable distance from the bank.

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That had the potential for a really bad couple of days.

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Talking of wasp nests, I tackled one naked with my spray can and got stung on my penis! Wont do that againdid it swell much

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Walk through a desert of cactus.

I did pick black berries naked in my back yard. Close to the same. Gotta be very careful though.

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It was not wasps but honey bees. They swarmed around an old wooden barrel in my landscaping. I went in and grabbed my camera and started taking pics. Even got within a meter or so. None bothered me at all. Within a half hour they had settled in with a handful of bees coming and going so I mowed the lawn like I wanted to when I discovered them. All this done nude and nary a sting

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I did pick black berries naked in my back yard. Close to the same. Gotta be very careful though.

I've done that many times.

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When choosing a spot for more intimate outdoor nude opportunities, watch for anthills. NOT the place to stick your knee during a passionate moment.

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When choosing a spot for more intimate outdoor nude opportunities, watch for anthills. NOT the place to stick your knee during a passionate moment.

That is specific enough I think you are speaking from experience right?

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Must be at least 30 years ago and I can still remember the pain.

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