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Uncovered and Awakened

Uncovered and Awakened Beautiful formed creation Natural and pure at its beginning Uncovered and awakened from sleeping under the blanket of darkness The warmth of the sun rises over the mountains and hill tops Caressing them to life with the gentle...

No Cheap Seat Around Here

Anyone out there find it common to come across people who complain about being poor? I wander what a wealthy person would say if they went around complaining about being rich? I think a rich persons complaint would go something like this, "...

More Marriage Jokes

Bachelors know more about women than married men do, if they didn't, they'd be married too.

A Joke

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart."...

Nudist Jokes

The marriage ceremony was being held at the nudist colony. The minister asked the bride, "Do you take this man?" The bride-to-be said, "Well, if I had a choice, there's a guy in the second row..."

More Silly Blonde Jokes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with...

Trump Jokes

While speaking at a press conference Donald Trump was interrupted by a reporter who shouted "You're lying!" "Of course I'm lying," Trump said, "but hear me out."

Limericks

The Donald's behavior is reckless.It proves without doubt that he's feckless.His White House flirtation'sA threat to all nations,And I'd wager that Trump is full-deck-less.

ODE TO THE PENIS

ODE TO THE PENISA penis is a splendid thing; you ladies should be jealous.An organ with such lovely skin, it's smooth and mostly hairless.It starts to grow so quickly when a guy's about thirteen,His testicles on either side, his willy in...

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