Post #2ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersDo you have a drink problem ? YES... I can't afford it.
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Post #3ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersAvenge yourself. Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
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Post #4dicemanUndies OnlyTextile people say I'm not normal, I say..."Thank God"!!! RE: One-LinersWhen I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Now thats funny! ROFLMAO
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Post #6ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersI'm right, so you must be wrong.
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RE: One-LinersWhen you get older, it takes longer to do nothing!
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RE: One-LinersLaugh and the world laughs with you! Snore and you sleep alone!
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RE: One-LinersI like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!
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RE: One-LinersOld is when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired!
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RE: One-LinersNothing so needs reforming as other peoples habits!
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