RE:What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience

I guess I was most amused by one encounter with a pool guy that I fired while naked!I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about. This particular incident involved a pool guy that kept coming on days that were not our regular pool days. After catching me twice and I doing the right thing and putting on a pair of shorts to talk with him and tell him that he must come on the scheduled days or call or text me if he's going to deviate. I decided not to put on shorts again if it happened again.The third time, I'd been in my workshop getting a tool for an inside project. came out of the shed and there he was again. I stood there talking to him, while I was naked, for 5 mins as he acted like a little boy or girl embarrassed by my nudity. At the end, I told him to get out of our backyard and he was fired. I walked behind him all the way to the gate and closed the gate behind him. I was amused and proud of myself for remaining naked and pretty calm throughout the incident! :DDDAndyDiI am confused. You just typed"I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about."Yet you type on and on about being "Caught naked".In Post 10 you mentioned the lock on your gate.How do you keep getting caught naked in your back yard if the gate has a lock?How did the pool guy get into your yard if the gate has a lock?Please continue typing about caught naked in your backyard.But, please answer my questions.I am confused.

I'll answer your questions but dude... you need to stop reading into post too deeply! :DDD

There is a lock on my gate. It's got two latches; one on the outside and one sliding bolt latch on the inside. The inside sliding bolt latch has a pad lock on it but the padlock is never locked. The pool guy and the lawn guy know this and take the padlock off and slide the latch to open the gate.

Have you ever had a padlock on a latch or gate but did not lock the padlock? It's more a deterrent for kids.

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I guess I was most amused by one encounter with a pool guy that I fired while naked!I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about. This particular incident involved a pool guy that kept coming on days that were not our regular pool days. After catching me twice and I doing the right thing and putting on a pair of shorts to talk with him and tell him that he must come on the scheduled days or call or text me if he's going to deviate. I decided not to put on shorts again if it happened again.The third time, I'd been in my workshop getting a tool for an inside project. came out of the shed and there he was again. I stood there talking to him, while I was naked, for 5 mins as he acted like a little boy or girl embarrassed by my nudity. At the end, I told him to get out of our backyard and he was fired. I walked behind him all the way to the gate and closed the gate behind him. I was amused and proud of myself for remaining naked and pretty calm throughout the incident! :DDD

AndyDi
I am confused. You just typed
"I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about."
Yet you type on and on about being "Caught naked".
In Post 10 you mentioned the lock on your gate.
How do you keep getting caught naked in your back yard if the gate has a lock?
How did the pool guy get into your yard if the gate has a lock?
Please continue typing about caught naked in your backyard.
But, please answer my questions.
I am confused.[/q]

NudeinNJ, Careful, If it matters, Andy will block you. He hides behind the block button. He blocked me many years ago. I manage to still enjoy this site on a daily basis. I wonder why he even has a pad lock dangling on the hasp if he doesn't use it. Seems to me he has a different definition of being "Caught naked" than I do. Being "Caught naked" as many times as he is "Caught naked" just sounds suspicious

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My wife told of deliveries coming to the homestead. During chores had not kept an eye on time. Heard gravel crunching and turned around to see UPS truck. No longer able to run, or cloth to cover, just acted as nuttin' was different from last delivery. She said nice view and not sure if she meant me or the hillsides.

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I guess I was most amused by one encounter with a pool guy that I fired while naked!I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about. This particular incident involved a pool guy that kept coming on days that were not our regular pool days. After catching me twice and I doing the right thing and putting on a pair of shorts to talk with him and tell him that he must come on the scheduled days or call or text me if he's going to deviate. I decided not to put on shorts again if it happened again.The third time, I'd been in my workshop getting a tool for an inside project. came out of the shed and there he was again. I stood there talking to him, while I was naked, for 5 mins as he acted like a little boy or girl embarrassed by my nudity. At the end, I told him to get out of our backyard and he was fired. I walked behind him all the way to the gate and closed the gate behind him. I was amused and proud of myself for remaining naked and pretty calm throughout the incident! :DDDAndyDiI am confused. You just typed"I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about."Yet you type on and on about being "Caught naked".In Post 10 you mentioned the lock on your gate.How do you keep getting caught naked in your back yard if the gate has a lock?How did the pool guy get into your yard if the gate has a lock?Please continue typing about caught naked in your backyard.But, please answer my questions.I am confused.[/q]NudeinNJ, Careful, If it matters, Andy will block you. He hides behind the block button. He blocked me many years ago. I manage to still enjoy this site on a daily basis. I wonder why he even has a pad lock dangling on the hasp if he doesn't use it. Seems to me he has a different definition of being "Caught naked" than I do. Being "Caught naked" as many times as he is "Caught naked" just sounds suspicious

I block idiots, morons, childish old people ...

If me blocking you didn't bother you so damn much, why do you always bring it up? Why does my blocking you bother you so much you have to speak (type) of it often. GO GET A LIFE! Enough said!

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Ii always enjoy your posts AndiDi. Keep them coming.

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Dont take it too serious Andi. We all know there are a few here as well as other forums that on only to comment on others or posts. Encountered it myself this week

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RE:What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience

I guess I was most amused by one encounter with a pool guy that I fired while naked!I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about. This particular incident involved a pool guy that kept coming on days that were not our regular pool days. After catching me twice and I doing the right thing and putting on a pair of shorts to talk with him and tell him that he must come on the scheduled days or call or text me if he's going to deviate. I decided not to put on shorts again if it happened again.The third time, I'd been in my workshop getting a tool for an inside project. came out of the shed and there he was again. I stood there talking to him, while I was naked, for 5 mins as he acted like a little boy or girl embarrassed by my nudity. At the end, I told him to get out of our backyard and he was fired. I walked behind him all the way to the gate and closed the gate behind him. I was amused and proud of myself for remaining naked and pretty calm throughout the incident! :DDDAndyDiI am confused. You just typed"I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about."Yet you type on and on about being "Caught naked".In Post 10 you mentioned the lock on your gate.How do you keep getting caught naked in your back yard if the gate has a lock?How did the pool guy get into your yard if the gate has a lock?Please continue typing about caught naked in your backyard.But, please answer my questions.I am confused.[/q]NudeinNJ, Careful, If it matters, Andy will block you. He hides behind the block button. He blocked me many years ago. I manage to still enjoy this site on a daily basis. I wonder why he even has a pad lock dangling on the hasp if he doesn't use it. Seems to me he has a different definition of being "Caught naked" than I do. Being "Caught naked" as many times as he is "Caught naked" just sounds suspiciousI block idiots, morons, childish old people ...If me blocking you didn't bother you so damn much, why do you always bring it up? Why does my blocking you bother you so much you have to speak (type) of it often. GO GET A LIFE! Enough said!

Do you always have to resort to name calling?

Name calling is abusive or insulting language referring to a person or group, a verbal abuse. This phenomenon is studied by a variety of academic disciplines from anthropology, to child psychology, to politics. It is also studied by rhetoricians, and a variety of other disciplines that study propaganda techniques and their causes and effects. The technique is most frequently employed within political discourse and school systems, in an attempt to negatively impact their opponent.
The study of psychology teaches us that when someone resorts to name calling, it usually speaks to feelings of inferiority and a feeling of inadequacy of the person doing the name calling. People stoop to the process of name calling when they feel lesser and need to make themselves feel more powerful.
When this tactic is used instead of an argument, name calling is thus a substitute for rational, fact-based arguments against an idea or belief, based upon its own merits, and becomes an argumentum ad hominem.

I just do not understand how you manage to get "Caught naked" so often.

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In the past we have also been surprised by unexpected arrivals. In the past over 40 years of home nudity there have been more than a few of these types incidents, some more startling than others.

But that all ended when we installed gate opening sensor and a driveway sensor. They connect to the door bell and you get a few seconds before the visitor actually reaches the front door or the side gate to the back yard. The Home Depot is a wonderful place for this kind of stuff.

Now, lets all shake hands, make up, and get on with sharing our stories of amusing social gaffs and surprises.

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These days it seems you can't post here without someone "calling b****t" on people's posts.

What the heck is that all about? And more importantly, how does that contribute to this forum being a fun environment for everyone?
Instead of looking for supposed "inconsistencies" in each other posts, how about keeping our acrimony geared towards the actual "enemies" of nudism?

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We love these accidental exhibitionist stories. Keep 'em comin.

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